Erotic Tales for the Visual Woman

    Christmas came early   I have a friend who's a potter. She made me this coffee cup to remind me that I'll be back on the water - just as soon as the ice thaws.  That made me warm in winter. It's nice to have handy friends. But she didn't think this image was appropriate to promote her business ...   

You're on the couch, trying to study. Still. And after spending the afternoon hard at it. I sit down on the chair across from you with the firm intention of distracting you.  I'm going to do my best to ensure that you have some fun this weekend. I can see you glancing back and forth at me from the corner of your eye. finally, and I know you are fighting it, I see the twitch of a smile on your face. "OK" you said "get on over here". And so I did    

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   and other things on my hands as well.      

    Christmas Decorations   One day last week, after struggling with Molly's December prompt I gave up.  And sitting there staring at a color pallet I decided to digitally paint on my dick picture and made a "where's waldo" sweater for it.   Not a filter but it does usher in the holiday spirit for me.  Hopefully for you too.    This is the original image I was working with.

   Why do I do this?  It's for you and it's for me. Sometimes I feel like something is broken in me that I enjoy masturbating in front of your eyes so very much.  I do. But you watching is a real win-win in my thinking.  I need you.      

  turning blue  Like Modesty, I went back to the archives for an image.  I wasn't happy with how my current images were looking through filters.   I only regret that I wasn't able to get the holiday theme going as Molly hoped.  Soon though.    In my underwater world,  it was warm, wet and blue. I pushed against the resurgent tides  and woke up in your arms.  

   for all of you wonderful watchers!  

    erection coverage   I'm poking a bit of fun at myself with this post.  Because sometimes sex is funny and I can't take myself too seriously when I've got my dick wagging out there in the open - right? So feel free to laugh along. Frequent visitors to Sinful Sunday have heard me complaining about men's underwear - how they don't allow room for surprise erections.  And you're left adjusting yourself awkwardly - usually at the most embarrassing times. But joy!  I found a couple pair that resolved this. This one has the advantage that you can wear them during hunting season, being blaze orange and all.  They are very comfortable - and forgiving.   Winter in the north woods gets very cold. Long johns become a survival tool.  So I was happy when I spotted these.  OK a truthful disclaimer here.  When I put them on and showed my wife she couldn't stop laughing.  For a long time.  BUT, they are the softest, warmest, mo...

      "ring ring" JerBear answers his phone "hello?" "JerBear this is Sharon.  Morgan is here for coffee.  We're bored.  I want you to strip right now and masturbate for us" "uh, yes Ma'am".   "And JerBear, you know you're supposed to be naked at all times in my presence.  Why are you wearing clothes?  Take them off!"   And so I did.