Masturbation Research

 

I've been doing research on my MMA degree, (that's Masters of Masturbatory Arts - I gave that degree to myself thinking that's sort of the point). I was hoping to achieve a PHD.  But it requires writing a paper and while I'm doing research all of the blood flow to my brain keeps getting routed elsewhere.

 I'll let you know how it goes ...

 


 

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