Beware the Nutcracker!

 BEWARE the Nutcracker

 'Cause, "tis the season"!  







 But good news!

Santa's finally changed his mind.  He's still bringing gifts to the "good" boys and girls, but even the "naughty ones" will get toys. 





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molly said…
I do love humour in sexy images and both these tick that box. The nutcracker though made me proper giggle

Molly
December 30, 2023 at 9:52 AM
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