The Performance Pouch Story
I hate shopping. I hate everything about it - unless it's to the hardware or music store.
So
when I needed new underwear I went online. These were described as:
white, stretch briefs with a performance pouch. Just your basic pair of
men's underwear. This was a bad purchase decision.
Now,
don't you think that somewhere in that description they should have
said "see-through"? Or maybe "performance pouch" is a synonym for
that. Like I am supposed to perform in them.
Another clue should have been that they were only $5. So it's not worth the hassle of returning them.
So when Molly gave us the October prompt of "clothes on" I thought of these right away.
But about that "performance pouch" ... I just assumed they were talking about how it provided some sort of active support. Wrong.
If they are going to be performative I thought I should turn them into wet briefs for "clothes on" Sinful Sunday. Something more interesting.
* I kind of broke the prompt rule here by showing some skin. Sorry, but that damn performance pouch was filling up with water and I thought it might end up looking like a fishbowl with guppies swimming around.
with this being the result.
Now I don't feel so bad about the purchase. $5 for a photo prop is good by me.
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